Friends! Do you dislike having to deal with other people? Don’t like talking to them, often think they are stupid and/or annoying, and wish they’d go away? Do you hear about “social networking” but you’re basically antisocial? You should try


KenBook is the antisocial networking site for people who don’t want to deal with other people. If you don’t care whose birthday it is, if the cat wants a cheezburgr, if Uncle Edna is out of the hospital yet, if some nonexistent little boy in a hospital wants greeting cards–KenBook may be for you!

Of course, it might NOT be for you, too. We don’t care. Join if you like, or don’t–just don’t bother us about it, OK?