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A recent Texas A&M graduate goes home and tells his wife, “I finally found a job!  And the personnel woman said it was a job that my Aggie degree prepares me perfectly for!”

Wife asks what the job is.

Guy says “I’m not 100% on the details, but I’ll be going into a lot of mines–something about seeing if the air is safe for some canaries.”